"Iran blocked the Strait. Very bad, very unfair. Gas is nine dollars. I called MBS — he's not picking up. I called Modi — 'please hold.' Nobody helps us. So I said to my generals, I said, 'what if we just nuked a canal through the UAE? Boom, boom, boom — new waterway.' They said 'sir, that's insane.' I said 'you're fired.' The new guy loves it. It's gonna be beautiful. Biggest canal ever built. We're gonna do it in an afternoon."
— Presidential address to the nation, 3 hours ago
Objective: Carve a navigable waterway from the Persian Gulf to the Gulf of Oman. Connect blue to green. Choose your ordnance wisely.